Would you like to be a Pastafarian Priest?

Okay, seriously, sometimes things just don't need any additional explanatory text, but just in case you've been living under a rock, the Pastafarians are a running gag, that started as a response to something really Stupid.

The joke has taken on a life of its own. I love this joke. I've put it on my wishlist to get my certificate of ordination ;-)

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Basic Fuckanomics

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